This blog is dedicated to my quest in becoming hot again. I used to be a totally in shape, sex machine, getting hit on all the time type-person. Now, I'm a pudgy, lazy, married person. Not that marriage has anything to do with this, coz my husband has actually LOST weight (Trainspotting looking asshole!).
I'm not giving myself a deadline, coz those don't work. And I'm not giving myself too many rules, because, gods know I'll rebel against those too. What I am giving myself is a ratio to follow. Operation: Hot will consist of:
- 70% physical activity
- 20% not eating shitty food all the time
- 10% girlie stuff. leg shaving, toenail painting, etc.
I put physical activity up there so high because I'm FUCKING LAZY. I put not eating shitty food all the time kinda low because I generally eat alright. But, the second I forbid Taco Bell, it's 3 Nachos Bell Grande's down the gullet. However, it's that little 10% that I think will be the greatest challenge. Even when you see a chick who's not that great in the looks department, if her face is did, her nails are nice, and her nylons aren't snagged, she gets bumped up to "good looking", or "pretty". And I'd rather be hit by an 18 wheeler than to fall out of the "pretty" category.
I'm not sure how often I'll be updating this. Absolutely daily, but possibly more than once a day. Some of it will be super boring stuff like, shit I ate, what workouts I did, blah blah blah. But sometimes I'll post pics of me trying to pretend I'm totally athletic, and those are always funny. You're welcome.
Here goes nothing!
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