Hi, interwebs. I know it's been a while, and I'm sorry. How... how have you been? Oh, that's good. Yeah, I'm good too. I'm actually really good since you and I broke up. I'm a millionaire supermodel now. FUCK YOU, INTERWEBS, WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!
You might remember me from such glamorous posts as Jogging? Pfeh!, P90SEX with Mr. Szabo, and, embarrassingly because I posted it to the wrong damned blog, Christmas With Szabo!.
Well, I lost a few pounds since then and then put them right back on. But good news, everyone (since I know all you strangers care)! I moved again, dug out my weights and pull-up bars and dead bodies I mean P90X dicsc and I'm good to go again!
It's time to give the world what it really needs - not an economic solution, not peace and harmony, not food for the starving - simply put, the old, super-sexy Szabo again.
